What kind of buzz do you want? An easygoing, happy buzz that hits fast and lasts hours? Or a delirious and clumsy buzz that makes you feel out of control? We prefer the former, which is why, when it comes down to wine vs. Find Wunder, we choose Find Wunder every single time.
Even if you’re a devout wine lover, we know one night of sipping on Find Wunder will convert you. Find out why below, or just order a case and find out for yourself.
All the Fabulous Flavors
When it comes to flavor options, we cannot deny that wine has a far bigger selection.
Considering wine was invented approximately 7,000 years ago, and we started in 2018, it’s safe to say there was more time for wine to branch out into new flavor profiles (but don’t worry, we’re not done curating delicious Find Wunder flavors).
Wine can be red, white, rosé, or sparkling, just to name the common varieties. You can get Pinot Noir, Cabernet Sauvignon, Rioja, Chardonnay, Tempranillo, Pinot Grigio, Sauvignon Blanc, Champagne, Prosecco, etc. The list is truly neverending, and that’s not to mention the different regions or wine-making techniques that can come into play.
We offer four distinct flavors for our hemp-infused drinks:
- Watermelon Basil
- Grapefruit Hibiscus
- Blood Orange Bitters
- Blackberry Lemon
We might not have the vast collection of flavors that wine comes in, but we offer unique flavors and ingredients, so there’s something for every palate. Go with the watery, herbal flavor of Watermelon Basil or the sweet and sharp taste of Blood Orange Bitters.
We simply can’t compete with the over 10,000 varieties of wine that exist. But we do offer flavors that our customers say are the perfect amount of sweetness with a refreshing and lovable flavor.
Fizzy or Flat?
One of the biggest compliments we get on our cannabis beverages is that they’re light and refreshing. And that is not by accident. We thoughtfully crafted our cannabis mocktails to have just the right amount of fizz. The bubbles tickle your tongue but aren’t overwhelming. This effervescence keeps people coming back sip after sip, can after can.
It’s tough to find a delicious wine that offers this kind of balanced texture. Red wine is smooth and heavy, while white wines are often crisper, but they’re both flat. Sparkling wine, like Prosecco and Champagne, can be aggressively bubbly. This intense carbonation leads to bloating, discomfort, and heartburn.
With Find Wunder, every sip is effortlessly soft with subtle fizziness. It’s like the perfect seltzer, but as our customers say, it’s better than a seltzer.
What Your Wallet Thinks
We asked your wallet which drink is better, wine vs. Find Wunder, and it said Find Wunder. Find Wunder drinks cost between $6 and $8 per can. For less than $10, you can get a hazy high and a delicious drink.
Sure, you can get cheap wine for less than $4 a glass, but that’s not the wine you want to drink. Super cheap wine tastes dull and bitter.
For decent wine, you have to shell out more than $10, and most people spend closer to $30 on a bottle at the liquor store. That breaks down to almost $8 a glass, and a $30 bottle is still on the cheaper side.
If your fun-time budget is tight, Find Wunder gives you more buzz for your buck than wine.
The Nectar of a Healthy Life
If health is your top concern, Find Wunder is the best choice (again). Let’s look at the nutritional facts of our drinks. In each 12-ounce can, you’ll find:
- 50 calories.
- 6g of sugar.
- 145mg of vitamin C.
- 95mg of potassium.
These drinks are low in calories, low in sugar, and high in vitamins and minerals. But wine isn’t as beneficial.
Wine has very small amounts of some minerals, but not enough to help you reach your daily requirements. The calorie content of a glass differs based on factors like glass size, wine variety, and more. However, the average glass is 5 ounces and contains about 120 calories. Keep in mind that this is for most wines. Some can be closer to 200 calories.
A typical glass of wine has 4–6g of sugar, so that’s about 6g of sugar per 5 ounces, whereas Find Wunder has 6g of sugar per 12 ounces.
Furthermore, alcohol impacts the human body negatively, causing long-term health problems, like:
- Hypertension (high blood pressure).
- Heart disease.
- Hemorrhagic stroke.
- Liver disease.
- Digestive problems.
- Cancers.
- Weakened immune system.
- Learning and memory problems.
- Depression.
But THC, CBD, and CMG can improve your health and wellness. Common benefits of consuming these compounds include:
- Pain relief.
- Reduced stress and anxiety.
- Antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties.
- Neuroprotective and anticancer properties.
- Heart health.
- Improved sleep.
- Lessened depression and PTSD.
- Soothed headaches and migraines.
- Boosted immunity.
- Relaxation and calmness.
We recommend going with the drink that won’t give you liver disease in your middle age.
Finding the Best Buzz
Wine makes you feel:
- Bloating.
- Nausea.
- Heartburn.
- Headaches.
- Hangovers.
- Flushed face.
- Frequent bathroom trips.
- Dehydration.
- Confusion and disorientation.
While Find Wunder makes you feel:
- Giggly.
- Chatty.
- Dreamy.
- Euphoric.
- Calm.
- Creative.
- Hungry.
- Happy.
Enjoy the super fast buzz our customers love without the hassle of a hangover!
The Culture
Wine culture can be very intimidating, whether you’re in California or Nashville. If you’re not a wine connoisseur, you may feel out of place ordering a fancy bottle or choosing one at the store. You may also be confused by all the varieties and styles.
Cannabis culture is much simpler. And THC drinks make it even simpler. You don’t need to know the ins and outs of cannabis to join the 420-friendly crowd or hop on the California sober wagon.
Choosing
Wine can be delightful and delicious, but it comes with some unpleasant side effects. Stop breaking the bank on wine and torturing your liver, and switch to our buzzy THC drinks.
Cannabis beverages are the new way to have fun. You can explore other brands like BREZ and Cann, but with Find Wunder, you get the best flavors, texture, and THC levels.